why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
I hope I am 10% more banana than some of you

Guys can you please fucking reblog this.
sweet jesus get this notes please
two fucking clicks, two fucking clicks, reblog this please.
The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.
The Boston Marathon was bombed.
There was an explosion at JFK library.
Obama was almost sent poison.
There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertiliser plant.
MIT is under lock down because a gun man shot and killed a campus officer.
What.
The fuck.
Is going.
On.
6 million
dang
Holy shit.
Fuck.
omg
and yet we still get left out of multifandom posts
9 millions…
CALLING ALL HOMESTUCKS
…..13 million???

I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months
YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL.
if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants
it does actually


CALLING ALL HOMESTUCKS
