why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
I hope I am 10% more banana than some of you
This is the only post on this site I care about
Guys can you please fucking reblog this.
sweet jesus get this notes please
two fucking clicks, two fucking clicks, reblog this please.
The goal is simple - we thank Hussie for everything he’s done for us. For all the updates, all the people he’s met, everything he’s had to deal with - for making Homestuck. He made something far bigger than he could have imagined. I think it’s time we thanked him.
Everyone who reblogs this will have their URL added to a text file. At the end of April it will be emailed to him along explaining that these are all the people who want to personally thank him for what he does.
The Boston Marathon was bombed.
There was an explosion at JFK library.
Obama was almost sent poison.
There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertiliser plant.
MIT is under lock down because a gun man shot and killed a campus officer.
gettin’ real tired of your shit, sam and freddie
The flower shop scene in all its infinite glory.
and yet we still get left out of multifandom posts
CALLING ALL HOMESTUCKS
I’ve been waiting to scroll past this on my dash for months
YES. THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE PART OF THAT COMMERCIAL.
What did I say about not reblogging this?
They never learn.
whats extra funny is that they’re both carrying loud, obnoxious tools
if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants
it does actually
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo